July 27, 2010

House For Sale

In the market for a new home? Check out this stylish abode.

This small, two story, Ohio River view property is full of character.

Enjoy the tranquil sound of a babbling brook? This house is equipped with leaky gutters, that provides a soothing pitter patter as it destroys the porch below.

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Are you a pack-rat looking to start anew? Then you'll love this home with an enormous dumpster occupying half the driveway and blocking the entry way to the back yard.

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Have a green thumb? This garden needs your love, and while you work with the flowers, cool off in the shade of the trees growing in the gutters above.





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After two straight weeks of gardening, relax on the modern front porch. Whimsical meets industrial on this porch full of Amish treasures, carpentry tools, and layer of wood chips.




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The inside is a treasure chest full of surprises. Enjoy looking out this new door with fancy flourescent yellow spray insulation crammed between the slats of an exposed slat and plaster wall.

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Give those over-worked feet a vacation on this plush wall-to-wall foam padding on top of plywood.

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So, if you are the most desperate kind of individual, give White Trash Realty a call today!

July 16, 2010

Poptart

Lesson 78: Driving around town with a visible half eaten Poptart stuck to your bumper = white trash
Thanks Jovie for sharing your breakfast with Beaver County!