Now, I understand this looks really bad here, because it seems like my kids just consume massive amounts of sugar all day long, but the next day all the kids were enjoying a Blow Pop. No one wanted the green apple flavored pop, so I gave it to Stone, who was just happy to get one.
They all sat out in the living room quietly. The sound of slurping was all I could hear. A few minutes went by and Stone came toddling out to the kitchen. His face was covered in bright green slime. He held up a bright green covered hand and whined, "Poop!"
I smiled at his error, "No Stone, it's pop. It's a lollipop."
He held up his hand again, "Poop!"
"I'm not wiping you off until you finish. I don't feel like wiping you a million times before you're done. I think you'll make it."
Sigh....."Fine, give me your hands."
Stone held his hand up and I noticed something peculiar, a chunk.
"Oh my gosh! Is that poop?!" I yelled.
Stone smiled, and proudly repeated, "Poop!"
Lesson 150: Not realizing your son has poop on his hand because it is stained the same color as the sugary treat he has in his other hand, and it's that color because of the massive amount of sugary treat he consumed the day before = white trash
Yeah, the Kool-Aid is going back into hiding.