It's no secret. My uterus is beat! You know that point at the very end of your pregnancy where your maternity clothes don't even cover your belly? Well, I'm already at that point, and I have 5 weeks to go! I've outgrown all my maternity shirts, and I'm even too big for all Adam's shirts. Ok, well there is one of Adam's shirts that still covers my whole belly.
Lesson 173: the only shirt in your house that covers your pregnant belly says, "Deez Nuts" = white trash
I won't be leaving my house for the next 5 weeks. Just saying.