The other day, Marky sat rubbing his hands across it (which made me want to vomit), "Hey, I didn't know our couch was leather."
Adam looked at me and we both started to laugh. Marky looked up puzzled, "What's so funny?"
"It's not leather," I told him.
"Well, it feels like it."
"It's from years of cereal and juice being smashed into it," Adam told him.
"That's gross." Marky jumped off the couch and ran away.
Yes, yes it is. He thought juice and cereal was gross, Adam didn't tell him anything about the occasional pee!
Lesson 149: your couch turning to leather after tanning it with juice and crushed cereal = white trash